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| MUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Your Minster of Required Fear was correct in his assessment. There will indeed be a terror attack. One at the very heart of your society!!! | |
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| I, Osama Bin Laden, have captured your precious national Xmas tree and will now hold it for ransom!! Your government are the only ones who can save your Xmas now, but will they? Lying dogs! | |
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TAGLINE: THIS XMAS, THE TERROR LEVEL GOES GREEN!!!!
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| You have no hope of saving your tree unless your government somehow managed to unleash a Bruckheimer-esque team of heroes upon me as a last ditch effort to save the Earth! | |
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