Next time on a very special 60 Minutes..

Author: pslock

Date: December 26, 2003

by pslock
12-26-03
Ed Bradley interviews Michael Jackson, in an exclusive exclusiveness that is solely exclusive to this station. Need we say more?
Uh..yeah...you do need to say more. Like, since when did supposed "paragon of journalism", 60 Minutes, suddenly turn into "MJ's special free defense team??"
I don't quite understand.
Why the hell don't you guys put someone who LEGITIMATELY is being railroaded by the justice system on television so they can tell their story. Like, say, Mumia Abu-Jamal or Leonard Peltier?
Yeah, but think of the talk show monologue fodder we'll create for WEEKS afterward! I mean, we're an important part of the television economy!
Dude, I heard a Monica Lewinsky joke on TV today...believe me, they've got ENOUGH material to work with for the next century.