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| Ed Bradley interviews Michael Jackson, in an exclusive exclusiveness that is solely exclusive to this station. Need we say more? | |
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| Uh..yeah...you do need to say more. Like, since when did supposed "paragon of journalism", 60 Minutes, suddenly turn into "MJ's special free defense team??" | |
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| I don't quite understand. | |
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| Why the hell don't you guys put someone who LEGITIMATELY is being railroaded by the justice system on television so they can tell their story. Like, say, Mumia Abu-Jamal or Leonard Peltier? | |
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| Yeah, but think of the talk show monologue fodder we'll create for WEEKS afterward! I mean, we're an important part of the television economy! | |
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| Dude, I heard a Monica Lewinsky joke on TV today...believe me, they've got ENOUGH material to work with for the next century. | |
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