ME IN 2004!!^!

Author: pslock

Date: December 30, 2003

by pslock
12-30-03
You see, if I'm elected president I'll make sure that the horrid bone tax is removed and you'll be free to own your bones without government intrusion.
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There's no bone tax. But that was a nice try...
Wait!! Ok...vote for me and there's tummy rubs in it for you!!
Hmm...Im intrigued now. But there's the little matter of WHO will be performing said rubs. I believe that pretty girl at the pet store just got an opened up schedule..