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Author: pslock

Date: January 11, 2004

by pslock
1-11-04
You see, here we've developed a cel-phone that's about the size of a postage stamp. And that's the deluxe model.
Why would you even do something like that?
Wha?? ALERT SECURITY!!! This one asks QUESTIONS!!
Huh?
Uhh..I was just commenting...
I KNOW what you were doin', sonny, and we don't take kindly to thinkers here at the CES. Now lemme report this via my fiber-net, imitation paper, disposable PDA system with electric light pen.