Marketing Jesus

Author: pslock

Date: January 17, 2004

by pslock
1-17-04
YOU want your religion to work, -I- want your religion to work, but man, the old Jesus has to go.
What? How dare you? He has been our symbol of moral fiber and...
AND he's getting old. We need to spark him up a bit and there's no question that the first thing to do is give him a catchphrase...something the Church can put on shirts!
Oh..you mean like "And lo, I spake and gave forth many lambs to the people so that.."
NO NO NO! Something quick and punchy! And I've already thought of one... "Bring it, fat boys!!!"
That doesn't really connect to our religion though, sir..