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| YOU want your religion to work, -I- want your religion to work, but man, the old Jesus has to go. | |
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| What? How dare you? He has been our symbol of moral fiber and... | |
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| AND he's getting old. We need to spark him up a bit and there's no question that the first thing to do is give him a catchphrase...something the Church can put on shirts! | |
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| Oh..you mean like "And lo, I spake and gave forth many lambs to the people so that.." | |
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| NO NO NO! Something quick and punchy! And I've already thought of one... "Bring it, fat boys!!!" | |
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| That doesn't really connect to our religion though, sir.. | |
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