Marketing Jesus (3)

Author: pslock

Date: January 17, 2004

by pslock
1-17-04
Mr. Slime, I appreciate your attempts to make the Church more palatable to a new generation of people growing up in our modern society, but I must disagree with your method.
Shut up, pops. Ever since we started airing the commercials, selling the t-shirts, and putting out the Xtreme Holy Water beverage, the Church has gained 100,000 converts.
That is a lot, yes, but they are not filled with a true faith in Christ. Besides, Mr. Slime, we initially hired you to fix our WinNT console.
All in good time, my man, but now I'm off to the Bar Crawl For Jesus event I'm sponsoring! Bring it, fat boys!! Hehheheh.
Oh dear....