Marketing Jesus (4)

Author: pslock

Date: January 17, 2004

by pslock
1-17-04
Dear God, please tell me how I should proceed. Our ranks are fuller than ever, but the crass and immoral way in which we have obtained a flock disturbs me.
Your concern is understandable, but we must have an Earthly army to combat the devil's forces.
Yes, but..
But nothing....have you seen the new Jesus talk show!! I mean..that one with the fat, lesbian couple wanting to adopt a lemur as their child?? Heh...that was awesome!!!
But...Lord...this is not..
Bring it, fat boys!!!! Heh..I love that one!