The Incredibly Straight Moon Adventure

Author: pslock

Date: January 17, 2004

by pslock
1-17-04
Well, XGX 5582, looks like we're on the moon. Time to start the experiments.
YES IT IS. I WILL PREPARE THE LAB EQUIPMENT.
Lab? Fuck that shit..time for some beer...oh, and check out my porn collection!
MY SENSORS INDICATE THAT MODEL'S BREASTS ARE NOT CONSTRUCTED OF NATURAL MATERIAL.
Fuck yeah...that's the best kind!! Let's watch the game!
IT LOOKS AS IF THAT TEAM IS INDEED "GOING" AS WAS SUGGESTED BY THE AUDIENCE.