The Incredibly Goth Moon Adventure

Author: pslock

Date: January 17, 2004

by pslock
1-17-04
Well, XGX 5582, looks like we're on the moon. Time to start the experiments.
YES IT IS. I WILL PREPARE THE LAB EQUIPMENT.
Ya know..I'm actually too depressed to start the experiments. I think I'll just write some poetry or something. Not that you'd understand me, XGX. No one does. I'm an enigma to all.
SENSORS INDICATE THAT YOU ARE GROWING PRETENTIOUS. I MUST WARN MISSION CONTROL.
Why bother? They're all dead anyway. At least they will be once the darkness falls over them as it has fallen over us.
I RESPECTFULLY REQUEST YOU PUT DOWN THE BAUHAUS CD AND WALK AWAY, NOW.