The Incredibly Gay White House Adventure.

Author: pslock

Date: January 24, 2004

by pslock
1-24-04
Mr. President, I think all of your incredibly hateful social policies are just because you haven't had hot lovin' from a man! C'mere and let me show you how to swing both ways.
How dare you, you disgusting Nazi Hippie Communist Black Homo Liberal scum!!! I'll teach you what for!!
And so, President Bush went forth to smite the homosexual with the power of AMERICA!!
arrrgh..noooo.. you have...defeated me...urrgh..
This cowboy only swings ONE way, pal. The AMERICAN CONSTITUTIONAL way!! It's OK, Laura, you can come out now, the homo is thwarted and our hot love-making can continue, in a legally mandated fashion