The Incredibly Goth White House Adventure.

Author: pslock

Date: January 24, 2004

by pslock
1-24-04
I hate you, just like I hate life. You're trying to ban my favorite music, and for that I pray that the dark lord of evilness numbs your soul.
Already has, son. Hell..that's why I'm the way I am. It doesn't matter anyway, cuz you and your little friends are gonna be turned into jocks or preps one way or another.
NEVER!!
Ohh...don't resist now! Also, don't go grabbin' any shotguns! Heh..get it?? Ha...that's my best one this week.
Grr...I'm gonna go write in my LiveJournal about this. And it won't be kind!!! Someone might read it, even!!
Son, Gore may have invented the internet but -I- own it!!! You prolly won't even HAVE a computer when you get home, much less a family.