Chad Simmons: ACTION LAWYER!!

Author: pslock

Date: February 5, 2004

by pslock
2-05-04
Chad can barely keep up with the massive cases being passed his way!!
I'm a very busy man, Ms. Jackson, but I decided to take on your case to fight your dismissal from the Grammys because, well, it's in the name of justice.
I realize that. It's obvious that racism is why I'm being shut out of the ceremony...not because of my silly publicity stunt!
I'm sure that's true. However, before taking on your case in full, I believe I need to see the breast in question, just for my own edification.
Well..uh..I don't really see why..I...uh..
Look, do you want justice or not? Release the tit!
Very well then... *rrripp!!*