Chad Simmons: ACTION LAWYER!! (3)

Author: pslock

Date: February 5, 2004

by pslock
2-05-04
I'm sorry, Mike, but I have to drop your case in favor of taking Janet's. It's a much more entertaining case, frankly. And I get to look at her breast whenever I want to for "defense" reasons.
But Chad, I need you!! Plus, you won't get cool Bruckheimer-esque action sequences with Janet's case!
That's true, but y'know, Mike, I'm gettin' kinda tired of the shooting and the killing and the car chases. It's time I put my talents to good ol' fashioned law again.
*sob* *sob*
But....just to make sure there's no hard feelings, I'm leaving you with a present. Mike, I managed to get the entire roster of Boy Scout Troop 443 to come with me today...
YAAAAAAAY!!! You ARE the best Chad!!!