ME IN 2004!$!! (The Concession)

Author: pslock

Date: February 8, 2004

by pslock
2-08-04
Despite my feverish campaigning, I must readily admit that I stand no chance of being elected U.S. President. And so, with a heavy heart, I concede the rest of the primary to the other candidates.
STUPID AMERICA HATER!! UR STEALING VOTES FROM REAL PEOPLE!
Who would I vote for? My standard response is to say "Vote for anyone with a chance of beating Bush and then run for the nearest toilet", but I dunno if that's the best answer.
NO UR WRONG!!! KERRY 2004!!!
Hmmm...well...the run for the toilet part is covered there...
R U COMMIE?