Life On Mars

Author: pslock

Date: February 8, 2004

by pslock
2-08-04
In the year 20XX (If we all act like patriots and back Bush's space spending bills)
Wow..it's the face on Mars!! It really IS a face! And it's on Mars!! Proof of intelligent life!!!
Hey guys!! The face on Mars is real!! Guess we're PWNED!! Looks like there were aliens living here after all!
Yep..you stupid humans should have listened to all the smart people saying I was a face.
Holy shizznat! You can talk! A talking face on Mars!!
Now that you're here, I have to tell you guys about the extreme viral danger that humanity would expose itself to if they came to Mars...