Why the hell are there hip-hop ads on my comics?

Author: pslock

Date: February 8, 2004

by pslock
2-08-04
Meanwhile....at the Hall of Google
Umm...Mr. Google? I never talk about rap or hip-hop in my comics at all, yet I have hip-hop ads on my comics. Why are your Google ads so screwed up?
Well..it's part of a much larger plan. By simply questioning these ads, you've now inserted hip-hop into your comics. Which means you're SURE to get the ads now.
Wha?? Damn You!!! You're out of control!!!
Hardly, my boy...just doing my part for free enterprise in the 21st century. And while I'm at it..Barbie. Barbie. Barbie.
No! NOOOO!!! NOT THAT!!!
MUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Mattel pays highly for your comics...