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| I'm sure by now you've seen the incontrovertable proof that I attended the National Guard for a period of about 3 hours. I SERVED THIS COUNTRY, DAMNIT! I AM A HERO!! | |
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| Why, there were times I had to stay on base late, so I was late for dinner and stuff! And, so, I say to you the American public, who is better qualified to lead this nation than ME! | |
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Meanwhile, back in the 1970s...
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| Whee!! I'm flying planes daddy!! I'm killing gooks!!! Just like the big men! | |
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| Get away from that painting, son! Damnit, how many times do I have to scold you!! That's it...I'm taking some of your oil wells away.. | |
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