Version 2.0

Author: pslock

Date: February 11, 2004

by pslock
2-11-04
When I have a kid, I'm going to be ridiculously clever and name it "2.0" cuz it's, like, the next version of me!!
What about the mother? Doesn't she get to name it...it takes TWO parents to make the kid.
Right now it does...but I'm talking, like, in the future.
Oh..you mean the future where there's no women and no sex and children are spontaneously created by the Mother Brain or some shit??
....look, 2.0 is a funny name for a kid.
Yeah, and so is "My dad is a dick." Looks good on a birth certificate.