Suggestions for things not to do on Valentine's Day.

Author: pslock

Date: February 11, 2004

by pslock
2-11-04
No, seriously honey, it's fun making out on a fresh grave! It's exciting and new! Lemme just go get the rest of the equipment...
Uh....what the hell?
Surprise!!! I thought I'd take you to an accident scene! My buddy Fred the cop was nice enough to tip me off to a great spot!! Lemme get the sandwiches!
Ok...I'm officially uncomfortable now...this is creepy..
No, no...it's cool. Remember, you're BUNNY PANTY GIRL KAWAII-CHAN ULTRA PLUS!! I'm almost done getting my mutant spaceman costume on....where's my tenticle thing?