Gay Marriage is an abomination.

Author: pslock

Date: March 5, 2004

by pslock
3-05-04
Boy...we really are extraordinarily gay, aren't we.
Oh god yes...I can't even believe how gay I am. Shall we get married?
Yes, let's. Only, I want neon green curtains to surround the entire event.
Sounds good.
Years later...after morality has been restored to the USA and happy birdies chip a bittersweet song in the wind.
Oh my god, these wedding pictures suck! Why did you let me put up those neon green curtains?
I thought arguing about it would not be in the spirit of gay pride and would lead to eventual, social unrest in the gay culture. It is truly hard being a moral terrorist with guidelines like this.