Freakishly Large Armpits

Author: pslock

Date: March 17, 2004

by pslock
3-17-04
I'm sorry, sir, but we cannot hire you at this time.
Why is that? I'm probably the most qualified for the job!
You don't have the gusto we're looking for. This job requires a deep passion we just do not sense in you.
But...this is my life's calling!
Years later, after the robot holocaust.
Is that...you?? The man who I turned down all those years ago?? My god...how..far...we've...fallen.
Told ya you should have made me Minister of Defense.