Hairy Nostrils of Imminent Doom.

Author: pslock

Date: March 17, 2004

by pslock
3-17-04
I say there, young rapscallion, would you be so kind as to not litter in my forest? It would be frightfully good of you not to.
Who the fuck are you?
I am Sir Woodsmith von Trassel III, and I have been assigned the task of keeping America's forests free of trash and refuse dropped by you ne'er-do-wells.
I don't care!! Littering is fun!! I hate nature!! I'm rocking out to YOUTH MUSIC as we speak!!!
Oh dear...it would seem this one will not cooperate with the plans I have for this garden of Earthly delights.
Shut up, old man!! KORN RULEZ!