Dangling Bloody Fingernail

Author: pslock

Date: March 17, 2004

by pslock
3-17-04
Phht...I payed over eleventy billion dollars for this talking cat, and it actually doesn't talk. I've been ripped off...DAMN YOU EBAY!!
*mrow*
Later on, in another room.
Dear Ebay, you ripped me off totally. Give me back the eleventy billion dollars I spent on the non-talking cat.
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Moment of intrigue: The cat actually can throw it's voice.
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