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An interlude for George W. Bush, in which he explains the nature of the universe.
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| Hello, my fellow Enron Board Memb...er...I mean, Fellow Americans. I am here today to explain to you how I will erode your civil ri...I mean, the nature of the universe. | |
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| Because this endevour is so difficult, I have enlisted the help of smart sciencey type guy, Stephen Hawkings. | |
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| HEL LO AMER-I-CANS. I WILL EX-PLAIN TO YOU THE NA-TURE OF THE UNI-VERSE. WE MUST FIRST POSE THE QUES-TION.. | |
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| ...WHAT CAME FIRST? THE CHICKEN OR...THE EGG? USING QUANTUM MATHEMATICS, THIS QUESTION CAN BE SERIOUS-LY EXAMINED, AND... | |
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| Aww..shut the hell up, ya yappy idjut!! VOTE FOR ME!! | |
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| BUT, I DO NOT LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY AND THEREFORE DO NOT VOTE FOR ITS LEADER. DID I EXPLAIN TO YOU ABOUT THE FORCE OF BLACK HOLES ON ELECTORAL DECISIONS DURING PLANETARY ALIGNMENTS? IT HAPPENS AS.... | |
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