Dangling babies out of windows.

Author: pslock

Date: March 20, 2004

by pslock
3-20-04
An interlude for George W. Bush, in which he explains the nature of the universe.
Hello, my fellow Enron Board Memb...er...I mean, Fellow Americans. I am here today to explain to you how I will erode your civil ri...I mean, the nature of the universe.
Because this endevour is so difficult, I have enlisted the help of smart sciencey type guy, Stephen Hawkings.
HEL LO AMER-I-CANS. I WILL EX-PLAIN TO YOU THE NA-TURE OF THE UNI-VERSE. WE MUST FIRST POSE THE QUES-TION..
...WHAT CAME FIRST? THE CHICKEN OR...THE EGG? USING QUANTUM MATHEMATICS, THIS QUESTION CAN BE SERIOUS-LY EXAMINED, AND...
Aww..shut the hell up, ya yappy idjut!! VOTE FOR ME!!
BUT, I DO NOT LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY AND THEREFORE DO NOT VOTE FOR ITS LEADER. DID I EXPLAIN TO YOU ABOUT THE FORCE OF BLACK HOLES ON ELECTORAL DECISIONS DURING PLANETARY ALIGNMENTS? IT HAPPENS AS....