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| AHHRRGH! YAAAA! NOOOO!! HELLLLP!!! STOOOP THISSS!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! | |
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| This is Dirk Lubricant reporting for StripCreator News. I am here with one of the Iraqi prisonsers being mercilessly tortured by the less-stable members of the US military. Sir, what happened?? | |
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| OH...oh..it was horrible. First, they made me watch 3 straight seasons of Friends...then...they put me into...a cold dark room...and...a..and.... | |
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| Th...then...they..MADE ME LISTEN TO THE CAST COMMENTARIES!! NOOOO!!! AAAAHHHH!!! HEAD NO WORK!!! | |
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| My....GOD! How far we have fallen....words cannot express what I am feeling at this moment. Back to Johann Footpedal in the newsroom... | |
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