Time for emergency plan 8B.

Author: pslock

Date: May 13, 2004

by pslock
5-13-04
Mah felloe Uhmerichuns....my approval rating is starting to go down, presumably because of the influence of some radical, Communist, leftist regieme rigging the polls. Howeve, I still must act.
And so, in order to help this nation heal from its wounds, I present you with chocolates and candies, all of which are free of charge, although I did have to raise taxes to pay for them.
Now we can get back to respecting my vision for dominating this world with by black heart...er..I mean, bringing freedom to all, except the freedom haters who want to destroy our freedoms and candies.