Dick Cheney, Friend to All Mankind.

Author: pslock

Date: June 15, 2004

by pslock
6-15-04
Saddam Hussein was unquestionably part of Al-Qaida. Fuck, he founded the damn thing!!
Well, sir..that's actually not true...in fact, there's tons of proof that that's an outright lie, and futherm....
SHADDUP!!! Know what else? Reagan was KILLED BY AL-QAIDA!! They infected him with Alzenheimerishness or whatever, which they bought from Saddam, who also got it from Syria and North Korea.
But that's utter nonsen...
ALSO!!! Al-Qaida were responsible for the death your PETS!! Oh, their conspiracy is subtle..but -I'M- catching on..and you better TOO America!! Or.....KAPOW!! I DECLARE THE TERROR ALERT TURQUOISE!
But, sir, that's not an actual...oh forget it...we're leaving...