The Zaftolborz Invasion continues....

Author: pslock

Date: October 9, 2004

by pslock
10-09-04
Right puny human, I am Zaftolborz Commandant LR88D, and I am put in charge of, shall we say, "modifying" this sector. First task, you must plant these lovely Fleeglesnork trees throughout the sector.
That stuff twern't grow here...
FOOL!! We already KNOW what will and will not grow on your disgusting MAN-SOIL! Plant away!
I dunno if'n the folks are gonna take too kindly to this...
CURSES!! Stop questioning my orders! Perhaps on Earth these "trailer parks" are regarded as the ultimate refinement of sophistication, but we care NOT! ALL WILL SERVE US!!
Hey, Bobby-Jo, the cop wants us to do something with trees. Were you out streewalkin' agin last night??