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| Umm..honey? I have to confess...I've been having 2 affairs on the side. One's a woman, the other's a guy. And I routinely have sex with them....a lot. TONS. In fact, I'm going out tonight again. | |
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| So, I'm not actually working a second job. Also, I've been telling your friends that you've changed and now you think they're all assholes and that you're much better than they are. | |
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| I've been taking money from your purse and using to pay for drugs. Oh..your dog wasn't hit by a car..I actually killed him on purpose and sold the meat on the Asian black dogmeat market. | |
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| I've written pulp-pornography about you, using your specific name and identity and set up a secret webcam in your room that watches you while you sleep and I charge for it on the internet. | |
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| Also, I think I've given you at least 3 STDs, all of which I caught from street whores that I paid for with your money. | |
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| Oh, that's OK dearest!!! C'mere and let me give you a great big hug and a blowjob!!!! You deserve it!! Also, I'm retarded now!!! Is Milk-Jell-O Casserole for dinner OK? | |
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