A Message From Your Minister of Fear (tm)

Author: pslock

Date: November 25, 2004

by pslock
11-25-04
My lowercaste houseboys..er..I mean, my fellow Americans, I am here to remind you that Thanksgiving is an important holiday for all, except filthy brown people who worship sand.
Because of this, terrorists will attack and strike at us, so we must be wary. Be sure to protect your friends, family, and expensive negro servants if such an event happens.
Well, don't worry about the manservants unless the table is already cleaned up. But, you get my point. Should you see any foreigners at all, please call your local branch FBI. Thank You.