Meditations of Things

Author: pslock

Date: December 4, 2004

by pslock
12-04-04
When the aliens do indeed come to this planet, they will be hoping to usher in a new era of communication and friendship with our planet.
Prepare the immunization shots for all diseases and illnesses. Also, ready the infinite energy supply machines.
Yes, sir!
Instead, they will see how we have squandered our resources and let our intellect rot away into nothing.
So you want a Super Cola Surprise with Extra Bacon Grease, a box of OMGSUGARINMYVEINS, and tickets for which film again?
DUDE, THAT ONE CHRISTMAS MOVIE. HEH, DUDE, THE GUY ALL MAKES A FACE AND HITS HIS HEAD AND SHIT!!!! HEH!
Then, they will make a rather terrible decision, but one that ultimately makes sense.
Alright, the last of the Eliminatrons is off the planet, you may now take control.
Yes, sir!