Working Retail

Author: pslock

Date: December 24, 2004

by pslock
12-24-04
Where is the new Lord of Ring thingy?? I NEED DVD BOX SETS BECAUSE THE VOICE ON TV TOLD ME TO.
Actually, we're sold out of everything LOTR related. It's probably our biggest holiday collection of items this year. We simply can't keep the LOTR movies in stock.
WHAT???? IT WAS IN YOUR NEWSPAPER READ THINGY THAT HAD THE PICTURES!!! I AM AMERICAN AND AS SUCH I DESERVE THIS INANIMATE OBJECT AND STUFF!!
Actually, the ad you're referring to was published about 2 weeks ago. Besides, it's limited to product on hand.
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PRODUCT!!!!
Here, look at this electronic snowman. It dances!! AND sings!