The Glowing Baby Jesus Looks Back On It All (6)

Author: pslock

Date: December 26, 2004

by pslock
12-26-04
After the famous "Bowl" show where I tried to bless a crowd of more than 10,000 people, I could feel the end was near. There was just too much going on.
In a bread-induced craze, I tried to kill Mary Mags and told my apostles that clowns were like portable confessionals. I knew the answer to my troubles had to be extreme.
That's when Judas came along and suggest I go to the ultimate rehab clinic in the sky....Heaven. But before that, I'd have to make a few more public gigs.