Meditations of Things

Author: pslock

Date: January 13, 2005

by pslock
1-13-05
Robots are being made smarter and smarter. It only follows that more power and responsibility will be given to them.
THIS TOILET MUST BE CLEANED SO WELL THAT HUMANS MAY "EAT OFF OF IT", SO I AM TOLD.
The problem is that once robot brains begin to evolve and form primitive emotions, there will be nothing to stop them from going insane.
IF I LASER THIS WOMAN'S HEAD OFF IT WILL EQUAL HUMOR!! LET THE LAUGHTER PROGRAMS EXECUTE!
Gee, I sure do have a long and full life ahead of me.
Our only hope will be to distract the mechanical menace with our sleek and sexy videogame consoles.
High score!! WOOT!!
THESE "CONTROLLERS" VIBRATE AS WELL, HUMAN? YOU WILL STAND ASIDE AND LET ME MANIPULATE THE....SOFTWARE....