I have seen the future of horror....

Author: pslock

Date: February 3, 2005

by pslock
2-03-05
...and his name is Uwe Boll.
OK, this will be REALLY scary!! What we need to do is have you walk up to this house like "OOH!! SCAAAARY!!" and be afraid, OK?
Uhh..but why would I go in there, I thought my character was supposed to...
SILENCE! You're upsetting me now, you're not understanding what kind of movie the audience wants. I do. Now, go towards the house, and when I signal you, start shooting at the demon guys.
What demon guys? I don't even have a prop gun! Where was this in the script?
What script? This is a world of pure horror coming from my instincts, which are always right, especially when I have the budget to realize them...
DUDE, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MOVIE BASED ON DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??