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...and his name is Uwe Boll.
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| OK, this will be REALLY scary!! What we need to do is have you walk up to this house like "OOH!! SCAAAARY!!" and be afraid, OK? | |
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| Uhh..but why would I go in there, I thought my character was supposed to... | |
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| SILENCE! You're upsetting me now, you're not understanding what kind of movie the audience wants. I do. Now, go towards the house, and when I signal you, start shooting at the demon guys. | |
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| What demon guys? I don't even have a prop gun! Where was this in the script? | |
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| What script? This is a world of pure horror coming from my instincts, which are always right, especially when I have the budget to realize them... | |
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| DUDE, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MOVIE BASED ON DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? | |
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