When Geeks Date (2)

Author: pslock

Date: March 10, 2005

by pslock
3-10-05
Huh? I don't *hate* Elves...it just so happens I have a whole mess of Elf enemies and most of my tabletop opponents are Elves. I just never play an Elf.
Well, it just feels like you specifically single them out. I mean, you seem to take extreme pleasure in hurting Elves in your campaigns.
....It takes place in the ELF FOREST. Of course there's Elves! They're everywhere!
See how you say that, though? "They're EVERYWHERE!" Like they're bugs or vermin of some kind. I LIKE Elves. Most of my characters are Elves.
Yeah, yeah..ever since that Lord of the Rings bullshit came out, EVERYONE wants to be an Elf. Fucking Elves all over the place. Er...I shouldn't have said that..
Look...I'm sorry...this just isn't going to work out... I'm..not sure about you...