Suspicious Realty Inc. Ltd.

Author: pslock

Date: March 16, 2005

by pslock
3-16-05
Well, as you can see, it's a bit of a fixer-upper, but I think you and your husband will love it here. Charming neighborhood, plenty of garden space...
Uh, sir...I just saw the phantom ghost of a little girl crawling out of the phantasmic abyss... I'm not sure this is right for us.
Oh, that's just part of the local color. I assure you, there's nothing here at all that could possibly harm you. And if you leave the lights on 24-7 the ghost babies don't even come out!
Ghost babies?? What the fuck kind of house are you trying to stiff us with?? I should have suspected something when the ad said "I guarantee it's not haunted, seriously."
"Haunting" is such a loaded, overused term...I mean, we're not necessarily talking "haunting" here, what we're talking about is....
That's it....I'm outta here...