Defining Moments

Author: pslock

Date: March 19, 2005

by pslock
3-19-05
Ok...can't screw this up. C'mon..get it right....oh god, here he comes...OK. Relax...just compose myself...
Can I help you sir?
Yes, uhh....I'd like a condoms of box...I mean...SHIT! SHIT!! I...I mean..
Gimmie a sec.. HEY AL!! DO WE HAVE THE CONDOM SHIPMENT YET???
No, no!! Shh..! I mean, I wanted a box of...uh..nipples..NEEDLES! I mean needles!! And some fondling..FLOWERS!