Our Leader (tm)

Author: pslock

Date: March 21, 2005

by pslock
3-21-05
Ladies and Americranians, I will boldly do the right thing and save the life of a helpless, vegetative woman by voiding the power of your court system for my own whims. I will defend all life.
But what about all the youth of the nation whom you sent to die in another country over made up reasons to go to war?
Heh...what a cute little girl. Girl, I am defending your life, as I would all life. Only freedom haters don't want life.
And what about the mentally retarded people whom you signed execution orders on when you were governor of..
WELL LOOKIE HERE...I have cookies in my pocket!! Try a cookie!! Little girls LOOOVE cookies, don't they? I made them myself while tirelessly fighting for the lives of alll people everywhere...
I think too many people have been "eating your cookies", mister.