The Legend of Zelda (1)

Author: pslock

Date: March 26, 2005

by pslock
3-26-05
Ok, Link, here's the deal. Princess Zelda has been kidnapped, Gannon has gone ape-shit, and the kingdom is in serious trouble.
OH MY GOD!! When did all this happen?? I was just out fishing and...
LISTEN! We need you to help. You're the only one who can save us all. There's a splintery, wooden sword in my house. Grab that and go defeat Gannon.
Heh..you almost got me with that one, gramps. Seriously... Heh.
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Oh shit, you're serious.