The Legend of Zelda (2)

Author: pslock

Date: March 26, 2005

by pslock
3-26-05
Gee...thanks for the SHITTY sword, gramps!! Well..I guess I have to go find Ganon or something and get the Triforce. NOT WITH ANY HELP AT ALL OF COURSE!! *sigh* I don't even know where to start.
Oh, excuse me, sir? I'm going off to defeat Ganon, do you know where I should start? All I have is this wooden sword.
Well, I don't know where you need to start, but I can certainly tell you'll need a boomerang and a whistle, young man. Good day.
Oh, OK thanks Mister! I'll get that stuff right away!! Wow..what a helpful...wait... WHAT???