The Legend of Zelda (4)

Author: pslock

Date: March 26, 2005

by pslock
3-26-05
...AND STAY OUT!! WE ONLY TAKE RUPEES HERE!! NOT... WHATEVER IT WAS YOU WERE TRYING TO PAY WITH!!
It's called CRUMBS AND LINT CUZ I'M POOR!! Asshat. Ever heard of "Hey let's give the guy who's going to save the kingdom free shit??"
Welp...now I'm stuck for sure. No boomerang. No whistle. And no clue.
Maybe -I- can help!!
Can you take me to Ganon's castle and help me defeat him?
Well, not really, but I can point out all the interesting stuff you're probably missing out on! Oh, look!! There's a neat tree over there!! Maaaagicaaalllll!!