The Legend of Zelda (5)

Author: pslock

Date: March 26, 2005

by pslock
3-26-05
Later, Link explores the perilous dungeons of Hyrule.
BACK!! Back, I tell you, back!! I'll use my wooden sword on you! Look..I just wanted a frickin' WHISTLE!!
No, no...but it's really affordable insurance! Seriously! Look, lemme show you the prospectus and the hard data on how much your policy will...
Remeeemmmber, Link... the weakness of the deadly INSURANCE SALESMAN is to fire an arrow into his big, stupid head.
I'm OUT of arrows!! Don't you have fairly magic or some shit? Oh, wait... I know!!
Hey, the boomerang DOES come in handy!! Glad I nabbed it from that old lady, hehheh.
... but...your.. percentage of ...interest..is...*gack*