The Legend of Zelda (10)

Author: pslock

Date: March 29, 2005

by pslock
3-29-05
Ok...this isn't funny anymore. Where the hell am I?? Forget using that damn whistle. Cheap foreign whistles...
I say! Who might you be?
Oh! Hi! Uh, I'm kinda lost...big time. Where am I?
In the Mushroom Kingdom, of course, silly boy. My name is Yoshi. Bernard Yoshi III, if you must know the whole thing.
Mushroom Kingdom?? I don't suppose you know Ganon or Princess Zelda, then.... *sigh*
Well, we have a Princess Toadstool, but no Zelda. Come this way, I'll introduce you to her and her Most Royal Plumber, Mario. Funny sort of smelly chap.