The Legend of Zelda (12)

Author: pslock

Date: March 29, 2005

by pslock
3-29-05
Hey!! Listen!!! I just saw a flying turtle!! Hey!! Listen!! Umm..HEY??
Leave me alone, huh? Not in the mood. At all.
What's your problem?
Umm...REMEMBER MY QUEST?? Geez..everyone around here just wants to get high. Nothing is getting accomplished. Zelda is probably dead and Ganon owns the universe.
You could try using those "warp pipe" things. Those might get us back to Hyrule!!
They don't really WORK, though! Everyone here thinks they "transport you places", but they don't!! They're all just so high they think the sewers are some other world!