The Legend of Zelda (13)

Author: pslock

Date: March 30, 2005

by pslock
3-30-05
And so, Link is trapped in the Mushroom Kingdom for many years, until...
So, Fairy...how are you today?
HEY! LISTEN! My back hurts, my feet ache, and that damn Luigi keeps hitting on me every chance he gets.
My goodness!! Thank God I've found you!! Do you remember me, Link?
Wh...why ... you're the ass who sent me on that damn QUEST!! I"VE BEEN STUCK HERE THANKS TO YOU AND MAGIC WHISTLES AND CRAP AND..
I am deeply sorry, my son. As the elder of your village, I only wanted you to get out on your feet and accomplish something int he world!!
Oh yeah...I accomplished something alright. I learned how to make 135 dishes out of MUSHROOMS!! Do you KNOW what it's like to listen to that "DOO DOO DOO DE DOO DOO" theme song all day??