The Legend of Zelda (14)

Author: pslock

Date: March 30, 2005

by pslock
3-30-05
I've spent years looking for you so that I can bring you back to Hyrule.
Phhht...fat lot of good it will do now. Ganon rules, like, what...the whole WORLD by this point?? Did anyone even TRY stopping him, or was I the only rube?
Actually...I fear I must admit... Princess Zelda was never kidnapped...and Ganon was not a threat.
What. The. FUCK!!!
I knew you would reactly badly to this news. I simply wanted you to stop playing with the chickens and do something with your life!! You were a slacker!
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS!! I WANTED TO BE A CHICKENOLOGIST!!