The Call of Cthulu (Squirrel Edition)

Author: pslock

Date: April 5, 2005

by pslock
4-05-05
As leader of the Elder Gods and the bringer of all things sorrowful and black into your childish world, I DEMAND that you let me pass!!
Nope, not till you promise that after your little takeover or whatever, we all get limitless nuts. Different kinds too!
H...how DAREYOU!! From the dark void of ever-distant space I have traveled to enslave your world and bring forth a new realm, and you DARE stop me over NUTS!!
Well, it's pretty damn disrespectful if you to ASSUME the humans are in charge. Cuz, I'll tell ya somethin'.. they ain't. Now make with the infinite-nut-trees.
Very well, squirrel. But know that they will be DARK nuts, filled with the blackest of black and the distant, echoing cries of..
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. NUTS!