Jason X: The Deleted Scene

Author: pslock

Date: April 7, 2005

by pslock
4-07-05
Umm...this is kind of a stupid movie we're making.
Shut up. Just keep slashing people! You're breaking character!
What character?? I'm a walking stereotype of all mindless, soulless killers in typical horror movies. I need to talk to the director..
Shh!! He's taking his midday nap. Now, look, let's just film the scene and be done with it! Alright, they're ready to call action! Get in character!
...this is still dumb..
"Ooh!! ARRGH! Jason is like totally alive and evil and stuff!! NOOOO!!"