The Joy of Random

Author: pslock

Date: April 18, 2005

by pslock
4-18-05
B..b..boy! I sssure am gglad to see you h...here!! I've been ssstuck on this mountain for days!!
I AM RESCUE-BOT 5000 PROGRAMMED TO RESCUE LOST HIKERS AND THEIR KIND. THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR.
G..g...Great!! Let's ss..s..start the decent off the m..mm..mountain right now!!
WHAT IS THIS DECENT YOU SPEAK OF?? I AM RESCUE-BOT 5000, PROGRAMMED TO ACEND THIS MOUNTAIN AND..
Yeah, I g..got that p.p..part.. So..now we can go back h..h.. home, right??
INCORRECT. MY PROGRAM WAS TO BRING YOU THIS TRAVEL SCRABBLE GAME AND A COPY OF "VOGUE", THE VERY CORE OF HUMAN LIFE SO MY RESEARCH INDICATED. DO YOU WANT YOUR COMPLIMENTARY MINT AT THIS TIME INDEX?